Kid Poetry
Are You an Ologist?
Smartypantsmagazineforkids.com
What Not to Do on a Rainy Day. Smartypantsmagazineforkids.com
The Kids in My Class. Hopscotch Magazine For Girls
Lou's Lousy Day.
Hopscotch Magazine For Girls
Sneeze in Threes
When pollen fills the air from trees
in spring and fall, I sneeze in threes
Swirling dust up past my knees
in attic eaves, I sneeze in threes
The sun is in my eyes! I squeeze
them shut, and then I sneeze in threes
If bugs jumped in my nose--like fleas--
believe me, I would sneeze in threes
Plague or nameless new disease
I guarantee I’d sneeze in threes
But
Pepper flakes in food, Chinese
they’re yummy but they make me sneeze
and wheeze and sneeze
and sneeze and sneeze
and sneeze and sneeze and
Hiccup
Big People Poetry
A Big Bad Modern Day Fairy Tale Rhyme
Willie Winkie sits in jail with lots of time to think
He tried to warn us all our stake in privacy would shrink
Someone’s making threats unveiled
Status quo or you’ll get nailed
You’d be best with itch curtailed
Be careful where you wink
Scrub your food or you’ll regret the day that you were born
Food with dyes and drugs will try to exit you with scorn
Radiate that mozzarella
Teaming cells with long flagella
Check your source for salmon, Ella
No one wants to mourn
Sleeping Beauty, seven dwarves, the first cops did the math
Figured out those guys were tripping down the primrose path
She was sleeping, that’s not good
Plundering her neighborhood
They are not misunderstood
Their type deserves our wrath
Jack and Jill were going, not uphill but to his camper
Lacking good protection for their tumble? Not a damper
STDs now STIs
She believed a thousand lies
What’s that red rash on her thighs?
Look at Jackie scamper
Think I’ll stay in bed today, the world’s a nasty place
Are we just too dull to handle simple acts of grace?
All behave like thugs, appalling
Lying, looting, bombing, brawling
Chicken Little’s sky is falling
Picking up its pace
-- Published April of 2009 on the now-defunct British website Nasty Safari
Yum
Slim pointy tails slip through
my teeth
Slimy slick skin separates from
sweet flesh
Aged rotted curds ooze green
and blue.
Spinach salad
Yum
My Brain
Wasn't with me today
It hid behind my study door,
sunned itself beside a geranium,
sat on the curb with recycling bins
It shuffled pages of books and
refused to plan dinner
Now it’s hiding under my desk
I think I'll have a talk with it
Tomorrow.
(September 9, 2020)
Fugue, Parts I and II
Part I
The study of the origin of words is
etymology.
It takes a word by its hand and
walks it back to its birth.
Don’t confuse it with
entomology,
the study of insects, or
those words
and their ancestors
and their progeny will
fly away to feed on local flowers.
Part II
I don’t know the etymology of the word
fugue,
but there must have been serious family
infighting and anger and then
final separation for its two definitions to now live
completely different lives.
A fugue is a piece of music
shared by that composition’s family,
intertwined, embraced, encouraged by all.
A fugue is the absence of
self
Not a sharing in a family,
not even a sharing in one’s own being
A loss of memory so deep that even
a Shostakovich fugue
cannot soothe it back to life.
(September 20, 2020)